so explain again why im purple
no
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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