i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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