Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize
