I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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