theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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