How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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