Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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