From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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