Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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