OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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