Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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