Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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