Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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