That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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