adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
