Buhtt sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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