I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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