He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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