I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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