i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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