Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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