She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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