Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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