Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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