Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize