OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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