well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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