I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.