There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts