dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.