Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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