big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
barbara walters just said penis...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
