everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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