so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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