Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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