Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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