took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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