So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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