try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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