epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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