Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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