this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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