the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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