So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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