Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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