I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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