I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
this just has baby written all over it
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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