can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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