Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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