Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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