man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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