Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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