You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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