hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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