fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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