On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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