Hey man sorry I got all grabby
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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