So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
