Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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